seraphim wrote it :)
dangling babies out of windows - Michael Jackson dangled his baby over a hotel balcony in November 2002.
over wild animals - Crocodile hunter Steve Irwin held his baby in one arm while feeding a crocodile in January 2004.
rip off my top - Justin Timberlake exposed Janet Jackson's breast during the halftime show of the 2004 Superbowl.
get married, and then divorced - Britney Spears had her two day old Vegas marriage annuled in January 2004.
I like tarts. - Specifically, Pop Tarts.