"Look out, dude. This chick could rock your boxers at any lamers game. These Japanese kiddies may look innocent, but they're trying to fool you."
skillz = skills
"Dude, I didn't say quit. Pick your game wisely."
"Player 2 is a little girl."
"Use your skills *and* your strength together to make her weep."
rox = rocks
Sw33t = Sweet