"I need help!"
"I need you to get the doctor. I got some bad pain in my chest, I need my pills!"
l33t - from "elite", the practice of replacing letters with numbers or combinations of typographical symbols that resemble the letter.
This strip is similar to a scene in the movie Airplane!
What was fun was explaining 'l33t sp33k' to my friend tsubasa - l33t is hard to read when english is your native language - imagine how the japanese feel about it
As I've said before, the use of l33t in mt is tongue and cheek, we know it's lame, and thats why we do it.